“Far out mannnnn—Didn’t mean to harsh your vibe but dude check this shirt, I swear this goat is speaking to me… it’s showing me all these trippy colors…aqua skies…cosmic stars…and whoa… are those flowers blooming? Dude! Look at the sunset—It’s beautiful! * tears of joy* Mother Gaia has blessed me with her design…and it’s all because of my spiritual guide, the ruminant, the beloved…Chuck the goat. You should totally get this t-shirt brotha”
– Overheard at a Phish concert. We agree, you should totally get this shirt.
(Disclaimer: We cannot confirm nor deny this actually happened, please consult your fellow spiritual guide for confirmation.)
